my own business

i wonder if i should start my own business.
i realize that my coworkers think i'm finicky.
here's the list of things that i could do on my own.

• i sometimes fart. if i worked by myself i could fart without the fear of someone hearing or smelling the business.
• i like to nap. if i went to prayer, i could nap, but if i kept 'praying' for hours at a time in someone's office, i would be caught.
• i have a hard time focusing when there's a lot of background noise. if i worked on my own, i could turn up n'sync and feel okay about it.
• i sweat a lot. if i worked on my own, i could sit in a tank tap and shorts and be okay.

i need to iron out the details of what my own business would be. maybe i'll decorate gingerbread people during the holidays. or i could staple papers for people who don't have enough time. or maybe i'll take photobooth photos for people. the possibilities are endless.