i'm a nut. i work myself into these panics about using the bathroom. on long airline flights i HAVE to be on the aisle in case i have to pee. i just HAVE to be.
when i land in a different country i find the first bathroom...even if i don't have to go, i try really hard. i have bathroom anxiety.
but now i'm holding it. i know i know it's not healthy. i will go. but i'm nervous. in an office with three other guys who use both the women and men bathroom...i'm nervous. i'm nervous that they will hear me. maybe i'll accidently fart. or poop. and then i'll stink up the bathroom that is a mere 15 feet from their desks.
i don't want to be a bathroom disappointment.
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dude, i never use the women's bathroom. it doesn't have a urinal :)
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