don't rip your underwear

kenley and i were talking once and he mentioned a confrontation he had with someone...
he attributes this saying to his sister.

so our conversation.
me: so what happened.
k: well that person ripped his/her underwear with me.
me: wha?
k: that means their ass is hanging out.
me: oh.

this isn't a passive aggressive note towards anyone. bc frankly, you should and would know if you've assed out...or your ass is hanging out...especially with me. i give a typical eye roll, an obligatory no-speak grace period of a certain amount of time and an opportunity to mend your drawers with me. :)

there are other slang terms i've learned from kenley.

mean muggin': you know that eye funk you threw to that person who cut you off on dodge...or that look someone gave to you when you cut them off...three miles ago? mean muggin.

creepin: slow driving...you know...you're mean muggin' that one car on dodge that wants to go 4 mph...creepin.

ballin: fast driving.

side eye: i attribute this to my love for black celebrity gossip. one of my favorite sites has a blog dedicated to the side eye. the side eye is usually captured in a photograph. you're looking at photos of your friends at the club. it seems that one of your friends was a bit too flirty with a guy you like...and it's in the picture...and you're glaring with your eyes...side ways.
cheese. that my friend is the side eye.

baaaaaaaah.
happy almost weekend. it can't come soon enough.